Okay, here's what you do... 1) Make sure that it's Daylight Savings weekend (spring forward @ 2AM on March 14th) -- that's right, boys and girls, lose an hour's sleep tonight! 2) Begin new security protocols for the nursery and toddlers (pastor doesn't even get cut slack) 3) Then...make sure you preach out of Leviticus … Continue reading Un-marketing the Church