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Day: May 19, 2008

25 Ways to Keep a Church from Growing too Much!

May 19, 2008 / mikelumpkin / Leave a comment

This was sent to me this morning, and I found it quite amusing... 25 Easy Ways to Curb the Annoying Problem of Church Growth: 1. Begin your message with the phrase, "You know what's wrong with you people..." 2. Place the student Sunday school space near the "Ruth class" for ladies 70 and above. 3. … Continue reading 25 Ways to Keep a Church from Growing too Much!

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